this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us
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Unfollowing a lot of blogs and then looking at your dash
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
Changed all the backgrounds to Mr moseby in the Mac store c:
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about