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scientifrick:

this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us

scientifrick:

this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us

silly-luv:

♡ find your best posts on my blog ♡

silly-luv:

♡ find your best posts on my blog ♡

bloodyoathmate:

Unfollowing a lot of blogs and then looking at your dash

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jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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oherrodere:

Changed all the backgrounds to Mr moseby in the Mac store c: 

oherrodere:

Changed all the backgrounds to Mr moseby in the Mac store c: 

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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